Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Horrible, terrible, no good very bad day

Well sorry to say there are no pictures for today. And you are probably lucky, in fact I know you are because you would be too sad when you saw Tylers face or any think that happened today. But I knew you would want to hear about my horrible, terrible, no good very bad day. It started out very early as I was rudely awakened from my much needed beauty sleep by a screaming baby. Yeah thats right woke up and not to go back to sleep. So we were awake super early. We played for an hour or so then ate our breakfast and went down for our morning nap. Nothing unusual..it is acutally a pretty normal day. But 30 minutes later I was interrupted again by screaming. Yes my time for teh morning shower was cut short as well.
So we decided to come downstairs and play, yes its true I took my eyes off of Tyler for two minutes. Here is the scenerio: I'm reading Tyler is playing with his toys and the next thing I hear is a thud and again some more screaming. Holy crap!! Tyler is on the floor in front of the stairs! Yeah my hear is racing and you won't believe how fast I moved to pick him up! I pick him up and he has blood!!! AHHHHH BLOOD! What dod you do when a baby has blood? FREAK OUT! I am a horrible mom, I took my eyes off of him and he fell. He was trying to be a hot shot and climb the stairs and fell. He was alright after a couple minutes and everything was fine. Except I had something wet on my pants...was it blood? slobber? I wasn't sure and couldn't figure it out. I changed tyler positions and moed him onto my other hip. I felt something wet...eww it smells...eww it is all over my side and my shirt. Yeah POOP on me! Oh gross this is no good, very bad. So we changed his diaper.....
3rd no good very bad happening: I laid Tyler down on his changing table to change his clothes and diaper after lunch so we could leave to go to Holly's (keep in mind he is a serious squirmer) and he is all over the table. So I changed his diaper and let him situ up then I was ready to put his shorts on and so I picked him up. He wouldn't move. I looked and his leg was stuck through the changing table......once again I'm a horrible mom having a no good very bad day!
4th no good very bad happening: I should hav eknown not to try to go to Holly's when I'm hgaving such a bad day, but I set out to go anyway. I should not have though because once again it was a bad time. Every time we try to get together something happens to cause a problem or change plans. Oh not today...I was determ ined to get there.
I thought I knew where I was going..but later found out I didn't. I ended up on a wrong road and knew it wasn't the right road at the first sharp curver that came about. So' I'm thinking when I saw the sign that this was the wrong road, so I'm preparing myself to go around the curve and am already set on turning around ebcause i'm in the wrong place. As I'm rounding the turn I'm purshing on the breaks to stop and well......no brakes......my foot is on the floor, the petal is not working and I have a sleeping baby in teh back seat! Oh my gosh I'm saying, oh my gosh. I'm surely going to die! I cna't wreck my car. Oh this is so bad.

So I make it to a stop and I think oh maybe they are better. I should try this again. So I turned around and am heading back for the highway and hping and praying that it was all in my head that teh brakes didn't work. Nope ti was true they didn't work, there was no stopping to be made by me! So I coasted to a stop and made my emergency 911 call to my grandpa. He saved me don't worry!

So needless to say it was a horrible terrible no good very bad day. Aren't you glad you got to hear about it?

Do'nt worry there will be cute pictures on here again and happier news to hear about on another day!!!

P.S. No spell check I'm having a bad day!

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